Slurpee Love

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Ok... Parody time... my response to Malinda777's January 28th post at Blah Blah Blog.

The Prophylactic Breaks - and a rant spills out...

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As a precursor to this story, see yesterdays post.

Being a former Radio DJ for 11 years I have an insight into the world of censorship that most folks do not. I am in no way a fan of Howard Stern. I think that his antics on his show are immature, vulgar and just outright gross. He does not follow any form of schematic for a successful format, and has an intern that runs his soundboard that fills whatever content he has that is entertaining with too much garbage such as farts and that woman that takes a dive after stomping grapes and busts her nose. But you know what... there is a diverse group of people out there that DO find that hilarious. This show is for them. I don't know about you, but when I get into my car, I don't have a 300 pound thug in the backseat that grabs me by the hair and puts a knife to my throat and tells me that he won't hurt me as long as I put Howard Stern on the radio.

For those of you that raise a fuss when somebody says that the words "Under God" should not be in the Pledge of Allegiance, (And believe me, when I get to that part of the pledge, I scream "UNDER GOD"), you must see yourself as hypocrites when you say that a man cannot speak his mind in anyway he so chooses. As the bad worn out Cliché goes... "There are two knobs on the radio... one to change the station and one to turn it off"... Since when have you had the right to tell anyone what they can and cannot see, hear, touch, smell, breath or taste. Your and my faithful belief that this nation is based on a belief in God in no way should violate the rights of others to live their life in any manner that they so see fit. If you don't recall the early teachings in 7th grade where you had American history drilled into your head, we are a nation that fled a country that governed it's people based on the laws of the church. God is a personal belief, and in no way is beneficial if it is shoved down your throat. If you want our country to be run based on the church, then you might as well get used to living under the Taliban rule, since any religion that is allowed to rule, is not a rule that is set in stone. Before long, extremists would come to power and then anarchy would be sure to follow. Before you know it, a Branch Davidian would be flying a rusty pick-up truck into the side of one of the Gaza Pyramids.

I started this rant by saying that I don't listen to Howard Stern, but that doesn't mean that he should not be heard by those that choose to listen. Three choices. Two knobs. One Nation UNDER GOD !!!!!

Irony Wrapped Up In A Prophylactic

Monday, Jan. 23, 2006 10:52 a.m. EST
Sirius Moves to Censor Howard Stern
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Howard Stern may curse the day he decided to leave terrestrial radio and jump to Sirius – the satellite broadcaster is taking steps to censor the shock jock.
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The morning drive-time radio host said he left terrestrial radio because he was fed up with censorship by individual stations and FCC fines for indecency. Now, in what must be a painful irony for Stern, Sirius executives are developing an internal document that will set boundaries for his show.
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Stern’s new show is also being broadcast with a time-delay that facilitates censoring, the New York Post reports.
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It’s not clear if Stern knew he would be subject to guidelines regarding indecency when he signed on with Sirius, according to the Post.
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Sirius’ move to impose boundaries on Stern comes as pressure continues to mount in Congress to regulate programming on cable and satellite radio and TV.

Ghetto Vocabulary

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Ghetto Spelling Bee

Leroy is a 20 year- old 5th grader from Detroit.This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Peni! s - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:Today's word is :

"OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

Sleep Last Night ????

SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
Bed a little lumpy...
Toss and turn any...
Wish the heat was higher...
Maybe the a/c wasn't on...
Had to go to the john...
Need a drink of water...???

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Yes... It is like that!

Count your blessings, pray for them, Talk to your Creator and the next time when...the other car cuts you off and you must hit the brakes, or you have to park a little further from Walmart than you want to be, or you're served slightly warm food at the restaurant, or you're sitting and cursing the traffic in front of you, or the shower runs out of hot water, Think of them...

Protecting your freedom!

Submit Your Photo - I want your picture

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Alright... I am temporarily suspending the last project to focus on a new idea... If you just stumbled upon this site... I need your picture... yes... yours.

I have a project that I am working on so that I can fill a database with every conceivable (within reason) height and weight combination. So whether your 5'5" and 400 pounds or 6'6" and 130 pounds, I need your photo. The concept behind this is to create a database so that anyone can log on and enter their height and weight an get a general idea of what they might look like at that weight.

1. Photos should be emailed as an attachment.
2. Photos should be in .jpg or .gif format.
3. ABSOLUTELY NO nude photos will be utilized.
4. The least amount of clothing allowed is a bikini for women and shorts (Not Underwear) for guys.
5. Photos MUST be "full body" to be included.
6. The body of the email MUST include your height and weight at the time the photo was taken.

Multiple photos will be used in each weight class for "athletic" and "non-athletic" variations.

I will notify, via email, all those that submit they're photos as to when when the database is online.

Just do it... others in your weight-class will thank you.

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Tell your friends to send in their photos too...!!!

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January 8, 2006

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