That apple never falls from the tree.... it just bounces.

Family Tree

Grandfater: Served blacks out of the back door of his restaurant.
Grandmother: She kept a completely functioning beautiful household.
Father: Didn't like me having black friends.
Mother: Saw black men cross the street so that they would not be seen walking near a white girl.
Me: Have black friends.
My kids: Don't have black friends... they have FRIENDS... black, brown, white, and that one kid that forgets to breath.... Blue.

Wife: She has no vision for color.... everybody on earth is CLEAR!, but now she gets scared when a black man walks toward her.

Typical Black Grandfather: Served out the back door of my grandfather's restaurant.
Typical Black Father: Fought for equality.
Typical Black Boy: You owe me, even though I have never done anything to deserve it, like my dad.... and I'm sick and tired of white girls running when I meet them on the sidewalk.


My main point is.... I am colorblind.

But I still have the valid question to ask...

Why is it that 50 years ago, Blacks were afraid to upset the whites, and now some whites are afraid to even look at a black because they fear it might be some kind of tribal death gaze that causes a Drive-By. How is that "better"?

Why don't we all just agree to not be stupid?

Think of how many lives that would save.

By the way... a little "Racial Humor."

BOO !!!

Get it?

I'm white....

....................***SIGH***

....Umm.... wow.... My 8-year-old would take it.

Don't Cry.... I bawled like a baby....

You know, i've been a father of a special child an d a husband of a diabetic wife.... I could lose anybody in a twinkle of an eye, but I worry about Zachary the most....I want zachary to be like Josh Blue.... I cried during this http://www.filecabi.net/video/can1986.html

Hell to the ...YEAH!!!!

http://www.filecabi.net/video/arab-truth.html

And the comics roll on... and eat Spaghetios

OK... so now I will start posting comics that make me laugh... if you don't like it.... fuck off.

Just the good ol' boys... Never meanin' no harm...

Malinda often talks about missing her Great State of Texas....

I'm sure she fndly remembers the rough and tumble ways of the boys down here...

There is a thing in West Texas known as the Red Dirt Rumble...

This is where two young men, usually over the honor of a girl - or lack thereof, square up, kick each other's ass, while taking more punches than many other punks you see fight on the net.

And when all is said and done, it doesn't end with someone dead...

The winner stops when it's obvious he's the Victor, and I'm sure they talked over beers later that night...

I respect these young men, though I don't advocate violence...

To do so, would put me at great risk for being sued... I'm just writing what my sister is thinking... so take it up with her !!!

Sorry, Sis!

Check it out, here... http://www.psfights.com/fight-video-1682.htm

Paris Hilton.... "Special Needs?" I don't think so.

LYNWOOD, Calif. (AP) -- Paris Hilton has reported to a Los Angeles County jail to begin a three-week stay for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

The 26-year-old heiress was booked late Sunday into the Century Regional Detention Facility in an industrial area about five miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles, according to the sheriff's inmate locator Web site.

Though a judge sentenced her to 45 days behind bars, Hilton was expected to serve only 23 days because of a state law that requires shorter sentences for good behavior.

Earlier Sunday, Hilton attended the MTV Movie Awards, where she briefly spoke to reporters about her sentence.

"I am trying to be strong right now," Hilton said. "I'm really scared but I'm ready to face my sentence."

The 13-year-old jail has been an all-female facility since March 2006. The two-story concrete building sits in an industrial neighborhood, beside train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway.

Hilton will be housed in the facility's "special needs" unit.

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating her probation.

Copyright © 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

Why Fight Your Brother When You Know You Can Kick Your Brother-In-Law's Ass?

Can I make an open minded comment ????

When it comes to the battle between Israel and Palestine.... I don't know what the truth is.

I am a media professional by trade, and I see all of the different networks and the slants they lean towards.

Compare FOX News to NBC and you are looking at the two different photographic negatives that it takes to make a 3D film.

One side says one thing.... the other side says something different.

When you put the two together in just the right way, you get the whole 3D "true image."

Guys... don't listen to one news station's viewpoint of today's world events.... utilize the internet and get the whole picture.

I spend just as much time on foreign news stations as I do on our national stations.

As far as Iraq is concerned... we are not losing the war in Iraq... the Iraqi nationals are coming around to realize that the non-native jihadists are the instigators.

I mean, really... think about the Revolutionary War.

While involved in that war, we had white slave owners fighting the same war that units of black soldiers fought.
Though they were still too racist to fight WITH the blacks... they still fought the same war.

In Iraq, today, that would be like the whites and the blacks, fighting each other while fighting the common enemy.

If that had happened, we would be worrying about missing tea time right now instead of reading this blog.

As FOX news says... We Report...You Decide... but make sure you get all the views before you decide.

*** VOTE BARACK OBAMA *** .... why?

Why are you asking me?

I told you to decide on your own.... so... go............................. GO!!!

No, don't assume at this point... I could have just brought up Obama in order to piss you off... What are your thoughts?

But I do have to say... when the english speaking guy said that he heard them yelling but could not understand what the armed soldiers were saying.... I would assume they were saying, "If you keep coming this way, we will shoot you."

It helps to understand the language if you are going to support the cause.... you idiot.

But, to my blog readers.... I Love You. ;-)

My Prediction

This BS in Lebanon is going to be the beginning of World War III.

They think we are them....

I have to say, that even though I respect the talents of stump jumpers....These guys are from Kentucky.... I HOPE!!!!

Should I give my son a beer? NO!!!!

The thing I find sad about the following videos is that these guys think they are normal.... the sad fact is that they are... It amazes me how the guy in the first video reminds me of the friend of Kat's that Cindee's Crazy Psycho-Ex chased out of one of my performance venues and returned with a "side Mirror" as a trophy. He was dick from day one and is a dick to this day.

Those of us that are more educated have to compete on a level playing field with people of this kind of intellect when we choose our President.

SECOND VIDEO: How can you say your vote doesn't count.... PaPaw wants to give beer to 12-year-olds.... and he has 17 younger generational children that thinks PaPaw knows what's right....

I do have to say that, even though the dad was drunk, you could tell how much he loves his son by the montage at the end of the first vdeo...That was sweet... but he still needs to maintain composure and not act like this in front of his kid.

Don't knock the pros...

Here's something only a large handful of celebrities can understand... It ain't easy being them!!!

You know the Star Spangled Banner, right?

You can sing the whole thing all the way through and not miss a beat, right?

Then why is it that professional singers screw it up sometimes ?

This is the first video I've seen that accurately displays the reason why... I know this from experience, having been the Master of Ceremonies at a rodeo arena.

The words that come out of your mouth, are delayed due to the massive echo that it produces in a stadium environment.

You can hear the camera pick up Michael Bolton's natural voice and then hear the delay that is caused by the accoustics of the stadium.

With that type of delay, you could get past the first two lines...

Wanna try it?

I've done this before in order to demonstrate to people how hard it is...

To do this, you will have to have the ability to use two cell phones at one time.

Using one cell phone, call the other cell phone.

Answer the other cell phone, but don't say hello... if you do, you're retarded, because if you will recall, you just called yourself.

Now, put one cell phone to your ear, and talk into the mouthpiece of the other cell phone...

I will even make it easy on you... doing this, just TRY to sing your ABC's..

Now, show an appreciation for artists that do this every day.

The Wrong Way

Mental Note: Don't spend all night in the club on Saturday night and think that anything good is going to happen at 9:43am on Sunday when you're at church.

My Daddy always told me, (and I know there is a more poetic way to say this, but remember, I'm home grown.... so i give it to you raw and you can cook it any way you want) He said, "It is better to have a person think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Now I think that is a quote from Benjamin Franklin.... But then, again, I don't listen to Ben Franklin, do I?

I listen to my Daddy... And, yes, I call him my Daddy even though I am a 34 year old guy... Once someone is your Daddy... they are always your Daddy.

I spent the first 18 years of my life thinking he was an idiot.... I will spend the rest of my life knwing that, in regards to the rest of the world, he is the wisest man I know.

But even now, I remember how odd his teaching styles were, and what they taught me, to be the man that I am, and I hope to raise my boys with the same technigue.

My Daddy taught me to look both ways before crossing the street, and later let go of my bicycle seat while he was running beside me in the MIDDLE of the street and yelled to me as I'm doing 30mph towards a highway intersection, "Remember to use your BRAKES!"

For those of you that know this story, I stopped, just feet from the Highway "T" intersection, by utilizing my instinctual talent, in that I turned the bike into the curb and flipped over the handlebars.

I ended up sprawled on the sidewalk and my Daddy standing over me saying, "You just pedal backwards... that's the brakes."

I thanked him for telling me this for the first time and I rode a bike like a pro from then on.

The Right Way

The Right Way

For Kitty...

This song is for my wife....

if you are watching this video, you will not get it unless you were in the studios of WBSL when this song was playing and a certain DJ was turned on by a certain roommate.

Do yourself a favor and don't watch the video.... just turn up the headphones and remember....

Ciao,

Jim Wallace

Parenting 101

It is important that you begin training you infant in the finer arts of "Hand/Eye Coordination"

The sooner the skills are honed, the easier it will become for the more complex motor skills to develop including crawling, walking, feeding themself, and of course, masturbation.

The most favored method to exercise these skills is demonstrated below... remember no matter what you do during this exercise... do not put a diaper on the baby.
Diapers are dangerous.

Video Ice Cream for The Post Operative Patient

This video is simply meant to make Kat smile...

You give unlimited amounts of ice cream to patients that have their tonsils removed... I wasn't quite sure what the equivalent treat would be for a Quadruple Nail Matrix Cauterization.

If this doesn't make her feel better, my only other choice is to douse her toes with water and sprinkle them with Pop Rocks.

By the way, does anybody agree that they need to bring back the muppet show on something like TvLand or something?

In-Grown Toenail Surgery

Kitty has had some issues with two in-grown toenails for a while now, her podiatrist decided that it would be best to take car of this now, for good.

So, today, she had a toe transplant.

The doctor surgically removed both big toes, and replaced them with transplanted toes from a Three-Toed Sloth.

Ok, maybe not, but I give you that mental immage so that you can further enjoy the video of the procedure she went through this afternoon.

This is not video of her actual procedure on her foot, as you can tell by the ugly feet, but rather another poor sap that had the same procedure performed.

Bear in mind that this guy had only one side done... Kat had both sides of both big toes.

Whatever you do, don't cringe... or flinch.

In-Grown Toenail Surgery

Kitty has had some issues with two in-grown toenails for a while now, her podiatrist decided that it would be best to take car of this now, for good.

So, today, she had a toe transplant.

The doctor surgically removed both big toes, and replaced them with transplanted toes from a Three-Toed Sloth.

Ok, maybe not, but I give you that mental immage so that you can further enjoy the video of the procedure she went through this afternoon.

This is not video of her actual procedure on her foot, as you can tell by the ugly feet, but rather another poor sap that had the same procedure performed.

Whatever you do, don't cringe... or flinch.