Maddam Liberty - Reno Style

I just read my sister's post/response/response-response on her blog ... I don't know why I got the mental image that I did, but I had to go ahead and recreate it below... Like Lady Liberty, when you visit my sister, you can't help but sit back, smile and know that with someone like her watching over our country... All's good. But no matter what, I can't get rid of the creepy feeling I would get if I had to crawl up inside her and pay 50 cents to look out over New York City through a telescope in her head. Especially not after I'd already paid 5 bucks to climb the gym rope when we were halfway to the top... I mean, come on, it was bad enough that the "Rope Climb" was sponsored by Kotex®, but was it really necessary?