Cloning Successful

Chinese scientists have not only announced a mass human cloning project, but have just released proof of it's success.

100 healthy clones have been sucessfully bred and matured.

What has been startling to the scientists is that all 100 clones share a common mentality and sense of humor with the DNA donor used to harvest the DNA needed for this process.

I am pleased to announce that I am that donor.

Somewhere in China, there are 100 copies of ME, doing exactly what I would do if you got 100 copies of me together at one time.