My Prediction

This BS in Lebanon is going to be the beginning of World War III.

They think we are them....

I have to say, that even though I respect the talents of stump jumpers....These guys are from Kentucky.... I HOPE!!!!

Should I give my son a beer? NO!!!!

The thing I find sad about the following videos is that these guys think they are normal.... the sad fact is that they are... It amazes me how the guy in the first video reminds me of the friend of Kat's that Cindee's Crazy Psycho-Ex chased out of one of my performance venues and returned with a "side Mirror" as a trophy. He was dick from day one and is a dick to this day.

Those of us that are more educated have to compete on a level playing field with people of this kind of intellect when we choose our President.

SECOND VIDEO: How can you say your vote doesn't count.... PaPaw wants to give beer to 12-year-olds.... and he has 17 younger generational children that thinks PaPaw knows what's right....

I do have to say that, even though the dad was drunk, you could tell how much he loves his son by the montage at the end of the first vdeo...That was sweet... but he still needs to maintain composure and not act like this in front of his kid.

Don't knock the pros...

Here's something only a large handful of celebrities can understand... It ain't easy being them!!!

You know the Star Spangled Banner, right?

You can sing the whole thing all the way through and not miss a beat, right?

Then why is it that professional singers screw it up sometimes ?

This is the first video I've seen that accurately displays the reason why... I know this from experience, having been the Master of Ceremonies at a rodeo arena.

The words that come out of your mouth, are delayed due to the massive echo that it produces in a stadium environment.

You can hear the camera pick up Michael Bolton's natural voice and then hear the delay that is caused by the accoustics of the stadium.

With that type of delay, you could get past the first two lines...

Wanna try it?

I've done this before in order to demonstrate to people how hard it is...

To do this, you will have to have the ability to use two cell phones at one time.

Using one cell phone, call the other cell phone.

Answer the other cell phone, but don't say hello... if you do, you're retarded, because if you will recall, you just called yourself.

Now, put one cell phone to your ear, and talk into the mouthpiece of the other cell phone...

I will even make it easy on you... doing this, just TRY to sing your ABC's..

Now, show an appreciation for artists that do this every day.

The Wrong Way

Mental Note: Don't spend all night in the club on Saturday night and think that anything good is going to happen at 9:43am on Sunday when you're at church.

My Daddy always told me, (and I know there is a more poetic way to say this, but remember, I'm home grown.... so i give it to you raw and you can cook it any way you want) He said, "It is better to have a person think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Now I think that is a quote from Benjamin Franklin.... But then, again, I don't listen to Ben Franklin, do I?

I listen to my Daddy... And, yes, I call him my Daddy even though I am a 34 year old guy... Once someone is your Daddy... they are always your Daddy.

I spent the first 18 years of my life thinking he was an idiot.... I will spend the rest of my life knwing that, in regards to the rest of the world, he is the wisest man I know.

But even now, I remember how odd his teaching styles were, and what they taught me, to be the man that I am, and I hope to raise my boys with the same technigue.

My Daddy taught me to look both ways before crossing the street, and later let go of my bicycle seat while he was running beside me in the MIDDLE of the street and yelled to me as I'm doing 30mph towards a highway intersection, "Remember to use your BRAKES!"

For those of you that know this story, I stopped, just feet from the Highway "T" intersection, by utilizing my instinctual talent, in that I turned the bike into the curb and flipped over the handlebars.

I ended up sprawled on the sidewalk and my Daddy standing over me saying, "You just pedal backwards... that's the brakes."

I thanked him for telling me this for the first time and I rode a bike like a pro from then on.

The Right Way

The Right Way

For Kitty...

This song is for my wife....

if you are watching this video, you will not get it unless you were in the studios of WBSL when this song was playing and a certain DJ was turned on by a certain roommate.

Do yourself a favor and don't watch the video.... just turn up the headphones and remember....

Ciao,

Jim Wallace

Parenting 101

It is important that you begin training you infant in the finer arts of "Hand/Eye Coordination"

The sooner the skills are honed, the easier it will become for the more complex motor skills to develop including crawling, walking, feeding themself, and of course, masturbation.

The most favored method to exercise these skills is demonstrated below... remember no matter what you do during this exercise... do not put a diaper on the baby.
Diapers are dangerous.

Video Ice Cream for The Post Operative Patient

This video is simply meant to make Kat smile...

You give unlimited amounts of ice cream to patients that have their tonsils removed... I wasn't quite sure what the equivalent treat would be for a Quadruple Nail Matrix Cauterization.

If this doesn't make her feel better, my only other choice is to douse her toes with water and sprinkle them with Pop Rocks.

By the way, does anybody agree that they need to bring back the muppet show on something like TvLand or something?

In-Grown Toenail Surgery

Kitty has had some issues with two in-grown toenails for a while now, her podiatrist decided that it would be best to take car of this now, for good.

So, today, she had a toe transplant.

The doctor surgically removed both big toes, and replaced them with transplanted toes from a Three-Toed Sloth.

Ok, maybe not, but I give you that mental immage so that you can further enjoy the video of the procedure she went through this afternoon.

This is not video of her actual procedure on her foot, as you can tell by the ugly feet, but rather another poor sap that had the same procedure performed.

Bear in mind that this guy had only one side done... Kat had both sides of both big toes.

Whatever you do, don't cringe... or flinch.

In-Grown Toenail Surgery

Kitty has had some issues with two in-grown toenails for a while now, her podiatrist decided that it would be best to take car of this now, for good.

So, today, she had a toe transplant.

The doctor surgically removed both big toes, and replaced them with transplanted toes from a Three-Toed Sloth.

Ok, maybe not, but I give you that mental immage so that you can further enjoy the video of the procedure she went through this afternoon.

This is not video of her actual procedure on her foot, as you can tell by the ugly feet, but rather another poor sap that had the same procedure performed.

Whatever you do, don't cringe... or flinch.

Send Them Home ... but please mow my yard before you go.

If a parent committed a crime and was sent to jail, would there be marches to insist that they should not be taken away from their family because the children would suffer?

NEVER!!!

If you are a criminal, you lose your rights as a citizen.

If you are an Illegal immigrant, you are a criminal. You are no different than a bank robber, rapist or murderer.

You break the laws of this country and you will be dealt with.

Get the hell out of my country, and quit sucking on the teet of my tax dollars.

You are not owed, you are not welcome, and how dare you use the freedom given to natural citizens of this country to say that you deserve to be here.

I believe that when the marches that we are seeing again this year, that they should be forced to pass through an Immigration checkpoint in order to march legally.

For those liberals that insist that it is impossible to round up 12 million illegal immigrants... this would prove to be a freakin' buffet.

I am sick and tired of hearing of the marches in every major city in the United States having immigrants gather in the 10's to 500,000 in attendance.
Why are we not marching to support the law?
Do those of us that are law abiding citizens just not care as much as they do???
Why are we not marching???
I agree that every illegal immigrant and anyone that supports them should be deported or penalized, whichever applies.
Why are we not marching???
If this legislation does not pass, it will be a green light for illegals to come on over, there's nothing we'll do to stop them. Why are we not marching???
Many jobs that used to be profitable trades, have become near minimum wage due to illegal immigrants working for less.
Why are we not marching???
Jobs such as machinists, carpenters and aircraft maintenance - YES, the people that bang around on your precious 747 that takes you from point A to point B in your busy day is maintained by many illegals.
Are you thinking of marching now???

The other side needs to be heard...
We need to stand up for our country and say that we will not support you any longer. You will not be a drain on our economy and government.
You will not come here and take jobs out of our citizens hands.
As a matter of fact, I can almost guarantee you that the ones marching aren't even the ones that have come and taken these jobs... why?
They didn't have time because they have a J-O-B.
So that goes to show how many immigrants we have that are such a huge drain on our economy...
In California, 1/2 million people without jobs got together for a huge welfare party.

You are welcome to come in a legal manner, but do it right. If you do it wrong, it is Illegal, illegal, illegal.
You are a criminal the moment you cross that border, and I have no problem treating you as one once you do.

WHY ARE WE NOT MARCHING !!!!!



Let's organize and do this already... pass this link on to everyone you know and make this the forum to get things done. Let our voice be heard !!!!!!!!!