Parenting 101

It is important that you begin training you infant in the finer arts of "Hand/Eye Coordination"

The sooner the skills are honed, the easier it will become for the more complex motor skills to develop including crawling, walking, feeding themself, and of course, masturbation.

The most favored method to exercise these skills is demonstrated below... remember no matter what you do during this exercise... do not put a diaper on the baby.
Diapers are dangerous.