OK... I'll take the challenge.

Since Malinda777 was so gracious to participate in the meme garbage... I am my sissies bubba... and will always aspire to be as good as she is... that said..... here are my meme's

4 Things I Do Every morning
1. shower
2. watch news
3. Iron shirt
4. have cigarette

4 Things That Turn Me Off
1. someone that is shy
2. someone that is obnoxious.
3. pride
4. prejudice

4 Things I Am Afraid Of
1. Spider webs - Not spiders
2. Hights... can't stand high altitudes.
3. Critics
4. Not Being in control of "the" situation.

4 Things I Do Everyday
1. Shit, Shower & Shave... That would be one.
2. Tell my wife I love her.
3. Kiss my wife before I go to work.
4. Hug my sons.

4 Things I Want To Have or Do
1. A yacht.
2. A Daughter.
3. A successful career
4. A family plantation.

4 People I Want To See
1. Robin Williams
2. George Carlin
3. Johnny Carson
4. Andy Kaufman

4 Favorite Colors
1. Blue
2. Green
3. Yellow
4. Black

It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him -
he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you a
nd you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.